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Total Medals Earned: 417 (From
75 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,485 Points
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
10 Points Use the button to create a bridge.
25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/275 points)
Don't Shit Your Pants
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!
25 Points There's a place for everyone here.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 22/44 (270/500 points)
5 Points Fall to the world below.
5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)
Escape the Estate
25 Points Stopped Laying Around
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Escaping the Prison
5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
25 Points Break out the legal way.
50 Points Break out the badass way.
50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
5 Points Use a cheat
5 Points Evolve Once
5 Points Get hit by toxic waste
10 Points Eat a whale
10 Points Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
10 Points Beat on medium
10 Points Eat 200 fish in one game
25 Points Reach level 25
25 Points Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
25 Points Beat on high
50 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 11/21 (180/450 points)
10 Points First you get the money...
10 Points +1 to being progressive!
10 Points A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
10 Points Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
10 Points Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
5 Points You got another O
5 Points You got the F
5 Points You got the glorious G
5 Points You got the H
5 Points You got the I
5 Points You got the little N
5 Points You got the M
5 Points You got the N
5 Points You got the O
5 Points You got the R
5 Points The vanishing space
5 Points You got the T
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)